The word of the chronicler. The second chapter of the Chronicles of Chill.
In third year of the first reign of King Gejoshaphat, ruler of the 36 kingdoms, it came to pass that the people of Ekitilopia were required to choose a new king.
King Jefka had ruled Ekitilopia for four years and was known by Social Medianites and Digital Perusites as a good and just king. And yea, did king Jekfa present himself to the Ekitilopians for their consideration to be appointed for a second and final reign.
But lo, there was contention against Jekfa by another who would be king. And his name was Yode, son of Falasham, who had once ruled the Ekitilopians but was removed. Yode had suffered persecution and prosecution since he was removed from the throne, in a heltering and skeltering joust with the Pharisees. And he was said by the Digital Perusites and Social Medianites not to be a just king, and one given to violence.
But Yode and Gejoshaphat belonged to the same PaDiPadia House and the PaDiPalians had decided that Yode son of Falasham was to be their champion in the contest for the throne of Ekitilopia. This was significant because Jekfa was from the House of APiCuriam, who were the sworn enemies of the Padipalians. And there was no chill because many had fled the House of Padipadia for the House of Apicuram, greatly heating the internal polity of the padipalians.
On the last day but two before the Ekitilopians would choose their next king, other kings from the house of Apicuriam, from the kingdoms of Edom and Riveria, embarked upon journeys to Ekitilopia to support Jekfa. But the armies of Gejoshaphat came against them and laid siege to them and obstructed their way.
And they could neither move by their carriages nor their winged chariots.
And there was no chill in the land. For Amachinus and Shimolek, Apicuriam kings of Riveria and Edom, had only a few sentinels with them and could not prevail against the armies of Gejoshaphat. Neither was a Leonidas. And Ekitilopia was not Sparta.
And lo there was fury in the land of the Social Medianites and the Digital Perusites, and they rained condemnation on Gejoshaphat and his armies. But it was not a real rain, as it neither fell on the heads of Gejoshaphat nor his generals.
And the spirit of the tword came upon the prophets of the Social Medianites. And they dreamt dreams and saw visions. And they prophesied violence in the contest for the throne of Ekitilopia. And they foresaw and foretold unspeakables about the contest for the throne of the 36 kingdoms, to take places in 10 moons’ time.
And there was no chill in the land.