Dave Moyesey ‘s been aging since May
His white hair is turning to grey
Though used to the boos
Can’t walk in those shoes
And can’t make his footballers play.
The fearful Manchester United
Now managed by Scotsman un-Knighted
Is down in a rut
A stagnancy glut
And Arsenal fans are delighted!
A thought for the reds of Manchester
Because them again we must pester
Fourth home loss in six
Can Moyesy still fix
Or does Alex need a de-rester?
Since Alex chose David on bias
Each challenge’s been the Himalayas
Each foe David’s seen
Has busted his spleen
Has been the proverbial Goliath
The tactic today is to cross
Tis what they’ve been told by the boss
They haven’t yet scored
Their fans’ ox is gored
Let’s hope won’t be another loss.
A farewell to poor David Moyes
Took over Sir Alex’s boys
Transformed them from winners
To Merseyside’s dinners
And leaves them without any poise